NEPHEW: Hey! You’re on my brother’s bed!
AUNTIE: No I’m not. I’m a unicorn, flying through the air.
NEPHEW: Can I come?
AUNTIE: Ahhhhm…. all right. Do you want to be a unicorn, flying through the air?
NEPHEW (with disgust): No. I’m a boy.
AUNTIE: How about you be a black horse, flying through the air?
NEPHEW: No. I’m a boy.
AUNTIE: What DO you want to be, then?
NEPHEW: I’ll be an elephant.